we buy shit we don't need | t-shirt (2020) [CMYK screen-print on gildan blank] Work in progress.
premium DTG printed this on a basic luxurious high-class £5.85 garment...you're still gonna buy it aren't you?
I know you're gonna buy this shit to impress your homies or some randomers at a party... but here's six reasons why you shouldn't:
- Yo' future self will not be impressed.
- At least some of your homeboys are faking It, too.
- I know you won't know this but actually having money is pretty rewarding
- fam, not everyone is gonna like your shit anyway.
- you have nothing to prove anyway, live your best life.
- real G's don’t care what you have
This exclusive, lavish, limited edition garment is I of a very limited amount, imagine being part of such an exclusive group? flex on your friends, you are better than them for owning this magnificent garment.
- bottom
- line,
- stop
- buying
- shit
- yeah
Disclaimer:
although t-shirts aren't actually masks, we recommend you don't spend your hard earned cash on a t-shirt that you could buy for less than ten pounds... Privatisation is but an illusion, you will not be cooler than your friends if you wear this garment. You will only be a fool wearing a cheap t-shirt, £340 worse off... think smart, brands are bullshit.