we impress people we don't like | crewneck (2020) [CMYK screen-print on gildan blank] Work in progress.
 
premium DTG printed this on a basic luxurious high-class £8.80 garment...you're still gonna buy it aren't you?
 
i like your style
this isn't a shitty t-shirt
this might actually keep you warm...
might make you a better person...
or it's gonna end up in the bottom of your wardrobe. 
ah
you gotta love humanity man.
 
This exclusive, lavish, limited edition garment is I of a very limited amount, imagine being part of such an exclusive group? flex on your friends, you are better than them for owning this magnificent garment.
 
look
how
much
you're 
spending!
are
you
crazy?
 
Disclaimer:
although crewnecks aren't actually masks, we recommend you don't spend your hard earned cash on a garment that you could buy for less than ten pounds... Privatisation is but an illusion, you will not be cooler than your friends if you wear this garment. You will only be a fool wearing a cheap crewneck, 790 worse off... think smart, brands are bullshit.